Saturday, September 18, 2010

Week 3 Musings

Why does Kansas coach Turner Gill wear a headset?  In their loss to Southern Miss on Friday night, ESPN kept cutting to Gill and lingering on him and not once did I see his lips move.  Is he a ventriloquist?  Or does that headset just pump in phone calls from angry Jayhawks fan?

UCLA...did you watch Nevada destroy your sister school, Cal last night?  That's how you run the Pistol offense.  Having an athletic quarterback, and not Kevin Prince, helps as well.  And once again, a non-BCS conference team beats an automatic qualifier.  "But they're still not as good," Lee Corso continues to say.  And it didn't take him long to become a complete shill for the SEC now that ESPN has the television rights to the SEC.

Just tried Doritos Tailgater BBQ flavored chips.  I think I'm going to need some sulfuric acid to clear that taste from my tongue.  Who approved that flavor?

Happy to see Penn State get the shutout, but the offensive struggles and turnovers against Kent State aren't encouraging going into the Big-11 schedule.  Those will get turned into points in conference play.

Michigan maybe isn't back yet.  Massachusetts brought back too many memories of Appalachian State today.

Karma's a bitch isn't it?  Ole Miss takes on the criminal Jeremiah Masoli and now has home losses to FCS Jacksonville State and a Vanderbilt team that is not supposed to win a game in the SEC.  At least the karma curse didn't hit the Mississippi females...they still are very easy on the eyes.

Florida vs Tennessee used to must see TV.  Now it's not even on the "last channel" button on the remote.

Why doesn't Lane Kiffin want to kick extra points?  Does he think he's playing the Xbox or PS3 and needs to go for 2 every time?

Jake Locker is not the number one overall pick in the 2011 draft.  Completing 4 of 20 passes for 71 yards is horrible.  Way overrated.  Washington cheerleaders on the other hand, way underrated.  Also underrated...rum and root beer.

Clemson and Auburn laying some vicious hits in the ESPN primetime game.  Great game in a great atmosphere in Jordan-Hare Stadium tonight.  Toomer's Corner is going to be covered in Charmin tonight.

Michigan State with solid brass ones in overtime on the fake field goal to get the win over Notre Dame.  I'm loving teams going for the kill in overtime this year and not just the tie to send it to another frame.

Every team doesn't need a black uniform.  Stanford's looks terrible.  Go back to the cardinal and white.

UCLA finally had the Pistol offense work for them tonight...I guess they paid attention to Nevada last night (or maybe it was the return of Rick Neuheisel's sweater vest).  Unfortunately for the Bruins, their performance was against a bad Houston defense, and it will give them the false sense that they've finally figured it out.  Like a house of cards, it's going to all come crashing down next week in Austin, Texas against the Longhorns.  I'm prediciting quarterback Kevin Prince is knocked out of the game by the third quarter.

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